This landed in my inbox and I thought it was funny so I thought I would pass on this smile to you.
Disclaimer: These are meant for humor and are not intended to offend anyone, if easily offended, please don’t read.
Watch for these joint ventures later this year:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will JV and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will JV and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
And finally…
9. Victoria ’s Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang.
November 6th, 2008 at 10:01 am
That was good fun… we needed that.
Hugs from us both
Robin and Vickie
November 6th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Stefanie-
These were cute. Thanks for sharing them with us. : )
KB
November 6th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
LOL
November 6th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Cute!!
Chuck
November 6th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Stefanie, girl! This had me and my husband literally crying! Thank you so much for sharing such a fun and funny email. You made my day…..er, week!
Be blessed,
Deni
November 6th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
CUTE STEF, THANKS,
RUN DMC, ALCOA ALUMIMUM AND REYNOLDS WRAP WILL MERGE AND BECOME RUN-TIN-TIN
LOVE AND WOOFS
H
November 6th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Hello,
That was cute and I’m sending it on to my email buddies.
November 6th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
That is SOOOOO funny. Oh my god. Thank you.
Scott
November 6th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Thanks Stefanie, I SERIOUSLY needed this! I hope to speak with you again soon.
Daniel W
November 6th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
cute!!!!
JG
November 6th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
LOL
IW
November 7th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!! Giggles! Thanks!
Katherine G
November 7th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
I needed a good laugh. Thanks.
Liz
November 7th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Finally something light hearted today. Thank You!
-Robert
November 7th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
That was a good laugh! Thanks!
November 8th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
funny.
November 25th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Those were great! Thanks Stefanie!